Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:21 pm Post subject: What ya got there?
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag..."
"Darn" says the little old lady .. "I'd better go back and see if I
can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of the football stadium. Each
time there's a game, a lot
of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone
sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it
comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck. By the way,
what's in the other bag?"
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