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Post Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:29 pm   
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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by
Almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat
old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again
and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."

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Where exactly is this elevator? Laughing
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