Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:00 pm Post subject: The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Several hours later, Tonto woke The Lone Ranger, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger thought for a while, and then answered, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
As for time, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident that the Lord is all-powerful, and that we are small and insignificant in His sight.
Meteorologically, it looks like tomorrow will be a beautiful day.
What does it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, and then says, "Kemo Sabe, you are dumber then buffalo shit. Someone has stolen our tent."
Joined: Sep 15, 2005 Posts: 121 Location: in my back yard
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject:
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