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Post Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:24 pm   
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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end
up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his
bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a bottom shelf all the way along the floor,
cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears
on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,
especially one that's so
extensive, but she decides not to mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed his sensitive
side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they
rip each other's clothes .

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"

The guy says... Not bad. Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.

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Post Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:51 pm   
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Smile nice one shark
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Post Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:17 am   
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Now that's something I must do.

To be honest, just before I read the whole joke, I tought that every bear was suppost to be for every woman, and their sizes or something Shocked

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