Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:47 pm Post subject: The Navy Seal
A college professor, avowed atheist and active member of the A.C.L.U., was
teaching his college class. He shocked several of his students when he
flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove that there was no
God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by.
"I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!"
Again after four minutes, the professor taunted God saying,
"Here I am, God-!! I'm still waiting! !!"
His count down got down to the last couple minutes when a Navy Seal, who
was just released from the Navy, after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
had newly registered for the class, walked up to the Professor. The Seal
hit him full force in the face.
This sent the Professor tumbling from his platform. The Professor was out
cold. The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
confusion. The Seal nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat
in silence. The class looked at him and fell silent also ... waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at
the Seal in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
could speak, he asked:
"What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Seal said, "God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who
are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an ass.
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