Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject: Good...Better... Absolute Best
1) Good
An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old
boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read
"RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA .. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo ... of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She
said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
Ball." He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
funkydopeloven Xbox-Hq Genius
Joined: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 1942
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:56 pm Post subject:
lol but the thrid one wiould only work for a chick, men never get outta nothing
Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:42 pm Post subject:
Yes we do, a man would have gotten hauled outta his car and into the troopers car...LOL _________________
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:46 pm Post subject:
Yes we do, a man would have gotten hauled outta his car and into the troopers car...LOL _________________
general-Insano Xbox-HQ Experienced
Joined: Sep 15, 2005 Posts: 121 Location: in my back yard
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject:
LoL!!
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