Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject: Simple household remedies as suggested by Shark2th
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour
a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will
be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit
the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you
will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life
really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:41 pm Post subject: Re: Simple household remedies as suggested by Shark2th
Shark2th wrote:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
I live by those rules. _________________
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Joined: Dec 26, 2004 Posts: 958 Location: Akron, Ohio
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject:
I'll have to try that mouse trap one. _________________ Xbox V1.6
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enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:30 pm Post subject:
Don't end up like this little guy. _________________
Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject:
Please Enigma, tell me you're not in to mouse bondage... that grape ape is enough. (blame it on the kid, sheesh) _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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