Joined: Aug 17, 2005 Posts: 208 Location: Minnesota
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:49 pm Post subject:
very nice...
did you hear about the blonde coyote that caught her leg in a trap?
she chewed off 3 legs and was still stuck! _________________ .
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject:
A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
Jaelmason Xbox-HQ Enthusiast
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:04 pm Post subject:
Yeah, moving right along we aracnida (sp). Man your going to scare of the noobs like me if you keep that up!
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Yeah, moving right along we aracnida (sp). Man your going to scare of the noobs like me if you keep that up! 
