Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:53 pm Post subject: Newspaper ads
THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!
1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3.) FREE PUPPIES.... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
Better be a reward.
6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.
7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST ONE...
11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married llast month. Husband knows everything. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Sep 12, 2004 Posts: 1776 Location: earth
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:25 am Post subject:
i bet you the husband doesnt know more than only 1 book in all the editions _________________ XBOX
Xenium ICE
120 gig hdd
clear jewel with round cathode
cathode under the front of the xbox
XBOX360
Painted Black
Blue Ring of Light
Black Wireless Controller with Blue LEDs
XBOX360
stock
PS3
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