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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:36 am Post subject: chinese torture
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with a long grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man, “Can you put me up for the night?”
“Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.”
“OK,” said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as well, as she couldn’t keep her eyes off of him during the meal. Remembering the old man’s warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. Near dawn, he quietly crept back to his room so the old man wouldn’t hear, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:
“Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest.”
“Well, that’s easy,” he thought. “If that’s the best the old man can do then I don’t have much to worry about.” He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw it out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read:
“Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle.”
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted toward the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read:
“Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post.” _________________ XBOX
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:33 am Post subject:
lol Nice one!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:46 pm Post subject:
thank you kind sir _________________ XBOX
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject:
Do you like the womans brests joke, HEHE
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:40 pm Post subject:
oh yea i love it _________________ XBOX
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject:
Now we shall share these jokes around! shortacid must have some jokes to add, probaly about Skark, lol
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rs6_n2o Xbox-Hq Genius Xbox Version: XBOX V1.0 Modded: Xenium ICE
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:05 am Post subject:
f#&@ i had no idea. i was talkin to my friend about chinese tortures and i found this joke. o well. its not like you copyrighted the damn thing. muahahha _________________ XBOX
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:21 am Post subject:
No harm in stealing other people jokes. As long as you don't make money from it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:15 am Post subject:
Just another reason to give him sh*t... he knows I'm just ribbin him!
It is a winner joke though!! HAHAHAAH _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject:
i must say it is. i almost cried when i got to the end though. it was so painful in the testicular area _________________ XBOX
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