A middle-aged woman went to a Woolworths service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on "special."
Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a growing crowd of customers.
The manager goes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on "special."
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!" And doing so draws and even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that?
In a huff, the woman says,"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I AM BEING SCREWED!!
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