Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:05 pm Post subject: THE PASTORS ASS
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that
there was a fortune to be made in horses decided to purchase one and
enter it in the races. At the local auction, however, the going price
for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He
figured since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the
races, and to his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the
local paper carried this headline: "Pastor's Ass Shows. " The pastor
was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and
this time it won! The local paper read: "Pastor's Ass Out Front." The
bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper
read: "Bishop Scratches Pastor's Ass." The bishop was fit to be tied.
He ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give
it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing the news, posted
this headline the next day: "Nun Has Best Ass in Town." The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it
to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day, the paper
read: "Nun Sells Ass For $10.00." After the bishop was revived, he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: "Nun Announces Her
Ass Is Wild and Free." The bishop was buried the next day. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:11 am Post subject:
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:44 pm Post subject:
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