Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:14 pm Post subject: The Quarter Pounder
Johnny wanted to have s3x with a girl in his office..... but she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have s3x with you."
The girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked her what happened......
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
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Joined: Jun 17, 2006 Posts: 357
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:07 pm Post subject:
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